I Dare You To Eat That Department

Other food products have some cool slogans.

"Got milk?"

"Beef: It's what's for dinner."

"Behold the power of cheese."

"Bacon: We don't need no stinkin slogan!" (OK, I made that one up, because bacon is so good that, well, it doesn't need a slogan.)

Tofu needs some help, so I'm announcing the official* Tofu Slogan Contest.

Here are a couple to get your creative juices flowing.

• Tofu: The other white stuff-that's-not-even-remotely-like-meat.
• It's not as bad as it looks!

Your turn. Add your slogan ideas in the comments.

*Not sanctioned by the American Tofu Promotion Board.