I Dare You To Eat That Department

Other food products have some cool slogans.

"Got milk?"

"Beef: It's what's for dinner."

"Behold the power of cheese."

"Bacon: We don't need no stinkin slogan!" (OK, I made that one up, because bacon is so good that, well, it doesn't need a slogan.)

Tofu needs some help, so I'm announcing the official* Tofu Slogan Contest.

Here are a couple to get your creative juices flowing.

• Tofu: The other white stuff-that's-not-even-remotely-like-meat.
• It's not as bad as it looks!

Your turn. Add your slogan ideas in the comments.

*Not sanctioned by the American Tofu Promotion Board.

Comments

[Gary Petersen]

Please tell me there really isn't an American Tofu Promotion Board! :-)

How about: Tofu. It jiggles so you won't.

[Lars Walker]

I refuse to do anything to promote tofu.

But I'm fond of the old Far Side cartoon, which showed several lionesses gathered around a deer-like animal with a strange, squarish shape. One of them is spitting something out of its mouth.

Caption: "With sudden disgust, the lionesses discovered that they had accidentally killed a tofudebeest, one of the Serengeti's obnoxious health antelopes."

[Janine]

Tofu---It is as bad as it looks.